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It's later than planned, but lookit!

HEY ALL!

Have you hurd? The monster eggs hatched ahead of skedule!

We got baby monsters here peeple! This is not a drill!!

Oh boy!

Time for new eggs!

Your Smashsquash and You by peaseblossom
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Your Smashsquash's Name
Your Smashsquash's Color	blue/orangegreen/purpleorange/pinkgreen/yellowblue/purpleorange/brown
Their favorite food is	pens
And their favorite drink is	window cleaner
One of their favorite things to do is	play tea party
Brush your Smashsquash this many times a day:	18
Allergic to Smashsquash dander:	just4friends
Would make a good Smashsquash sitter:	silverdragonma
Wishes they were a Smashsquash:	wallythebear
Once worked as a Smashsquash groomer:	antonewalrus
Get your own Smashsquash at	Snargle's Little Monster Orphanage
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I'm so sorry it took longer than spected for the monster eggs to hatch. Mommy says that the incumabater was broke and it took a couple days to fix it. I hope you aren't upset or nothin'!

I'm glad evrybody who spoke up did. It helps me see how importint the Orphanage really is to people. Keep up the great work evrybody!

Mommy made a cool game to play!

Let's Color!

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Dear temperlj,

My Mommy and I want to say thank you for such a fun weekend. We were wurried that with just a few people comin and rain and evrything that it would be a bust and no fun at all. But it was lotsa fun, cause evryone had a positiv attitoode and reely did their best to make evryone happy even when it was rainy.

You and Mr. Baron were specially nice to our famly, making sure we had all our needs bein met. We also want to thank Christeene's famly and Ms. Robin for goin outta their way for us. Oh and Tom too, for lettin Mommy use that leavur lacing for her clothes. She says she'll try and get it back to you.

My first-ever onstage performince was a success, and I have you to thank in large part cause you put me and Mommy at such ease.

Sinseerly,
Snargle Foster

Okee dokee! I'm all ready for this weekend! Mommy and I just did a runthru and I tripped a little bit but not bad and it was ezactly haff an hour. Mommy and Daddy say I need to polish up my hat line tho. A Hat Line is how you nicely ask the oddience to put money in the hat.

I got a buncha my CDs all ready to go, and some bizniss cards too.

Hey, if you arent doin anything on Sunday, maybe you should come to the fair (here's direcshins!) and see me and Mommy's show! It's only $8 for grownups to get in so its a real good deal.

LOOKIT! You can get the CD over the Internet! You can also lissen to samples of the storys on the CD. YAY!!!

OH BOY!!!

I'm all done recordin the CD as of today! The finished Storytime With Snargle is going to have 4 stories and a song. Mommy (my prodoocer) and I are working out stuff like song order and cover dezine and stuff.

I got something real cool to show you all! It's not quite ready yet but you can sneek a look by klikin' here!

Also...the CDs almost all done!!! Yay!!!

Hello evrybody!

My show at the German Medeevil Fair is two weeks from today. Or as they'd say, a fortnight. See look! Me and Mommy are listed and evrything!

The CD is coming along real well. The other night I recorded Goldiescales and the Three Monsters and I think its the best one yet. Mommmy thinks so too. So now that's three stories, about 37 minits total so far. Today I plan to record I'm a Little Monster. Daddy made some nice background accompinimint music and evrything!

Well, gotta go rest up for my big recording sesshin!

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Your Cycloptipus and You by peaseblossom
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Your Cycloptipus' name
Your pet cycloptipus likes to eat	bottles
and drink	motor oil
Their favorite game is	See-how-many-times-I-can-get-an-adult-to-pick-up-something-I-throw-on-the-floor
They want to learn how to	play the tuba
and by the way, they're allergic to	bee stings
Who's sneaking it cookies when you weren't looking	baby_mewsette
Who would make a good cycloptipus-sitter?	wee_bear
Who envies your cycloptipus?	peaseblossom03
But they can get their own cycloptipus:	http://snarglemonster.livejournal.com/5087.html
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Today Mommy and I did some more recordin for the CD. Our project for today was Rapunzelmonster. It sounds really ruff. There's parts where I assidently bumped the mikerfone. And there's anover part where a truck drove by, and anover part where the blowee-thing from the computer comes on. Mommy's gonna put in some background music to mask some of the boo-boos but some of it I'm just gonna hafta record again. I had no ideea makin a CD was so much time and work! Whoo!

Also, Mommy and I are workin on makin some monster food for the monster orphanage.

Sorry my spellins so bad. I'm a storyteller monster not a spellin monster.

I'm a little monster
Are you a monster too?
If you have fuzzy spiky hair,
Then it must be true!
Fuzzy! Spiky!
I'm a little monster!

I'm a little monster
Are you a monster too?
If you have woogly googly eyes,
Then it must be true!
Woogly! Googly!
Fuzzy! Spiky!
I'm a little monster!

I'm a little monster
Are you a monster too?
If you have munchy crunchy teeth,
Then it must be true!
Munchy! Crunchy!
Woogly! Googly!
Fuzzy! Spiky!
I'm a little monster!

I'm a little monster
Are you a monster too?
If you have scaly spotty skin,
Then it must be true!
Scaly! Spotty!
Munchy! Crunchy!
Woogly! Googly!
Fuzzy! Spiky!
I'm a little monster!

I'm a little monster
Are you a monster too?
If you have squashy stompy feet,
Then it must be true!
Squashy! Stompy!
Scaly! Spotty!
Munchy! Crunchy!
Woogly! Googly!
Fuzzy! Spiky!
I'm a little monster!

I'm a little monster
Are you a monster too?
If you've a flippy waggy tail,
Then it must be true!
Flippy! Waggy!
Squashy! Stompy!
Scaly! Spotty!
Munchy! Crunchy!
Woogly! Googly!
Fuzzy! Spiky!
I'm a little monster!

©2006 Laura Foster and Snargle